7-May-2008 · Scarlett Johansson selects her future ex-husband ... Justin Timberlake says, Leave Miley Cyrus alone! ... Dennis Rodman goes directly from jail to rehab ...
6-May-2008 · Roger Clemens apologizes for 'mistakes in personal life' ... Federal Reserve reports tighter bank lending standards (gee, d'ya think?) ... Pete Doherty is released from jail ... Jeremiah Wright ain't half as nutty as John Hagee ... Media gets to continue gawking at Britney Spears ...